Before I was a single mama, there were things I wouldn’t (and thought couldn’t) do… But, when you’re pulling double duty as Mama and “Man of the House,” there are times you don’t have a choice.
I thought I’d share a list of my accomplishments, and some things I have overcome over the past two years:
- Dead Mouse Disposal: My daughter spotted a very dead mouse in the yard. Afraid the dog would grab it, I swiftly removed it with the pooper-scooper. Fling! Into the back treeline it went. I admit, I screamed like a girl when I flung it. That’s okay. I am a girl.
- Spider, Moth and Praying Mantis Removal: My parents regale their friends with tales of my sister’s and my blood-curdling screams as teenagers, at any given hour that we’d spot a spider or centipede. I can now swipe, squish and flush a spider while proclaiming “See? There’s nothing to be afraid of!” to my kids. We have used a variety of tupperware containers to capture and release a variety of flying critters as well. I haven’t come across a centipede in my house yet, and let’s hope I don’t. Those will always give me the willies.
- Storm Door Handle Repair: Allow me to say that handle has fallen off regularly for about 8 years. A number of people have tried a number of repair methods, but it was my frustration that led to gluing it on with Gorilla Glue. It hasn’t budged in about a year now!
- Clogged Washing Machine Bailing: A tiny sock slipped over the tub and into the drain. I saw water rising fast and could only think of my drywalled basement ceiling below it. An old Tupperware pitcher and several trips to the sink, followed by a call to the repairman did the trick.
- Leaking Roof in the Baby’s Closet at 10 p.m. on a Saturday Night: Upon arriving home on a rainy, rainy night, I heard “Drip! Drip! Drip!” coming from my son’s closet. He was at his dad’s. The solution? Large metal bowl. Tears. Martini. Bed. (Next day, dehumidifier in closet, and a call to the repairman.)
- Leaking Dishwasher: Tears. No martini this time… It was morning. Botched diagnosis, wrong part(s) and eight weeks (not a lie) of hand washing dishes. It wasn’t that bad, but I was a happy lady when it was finally resolved!
- Mowing the lawn (These skills are emerging. I still can’t handle dodging toads in the yard.)
- Snow removal (I don’t love it, and yes, sometimes I call for aid. But I’m learning.)
- Turning the outside water on and off
- Assembling shelves
- Assembling furniture (IKEA, baby!)
- Checking out scary noises
Single mamas, I want to hear from you: What have you done to surprise yourself when it comes to tasks that are undesirable or were previously handled by someone else?