My 15 Minutes… With Jon Secada

In my late teens and early twenties, I went to a ton of concerts.

My parents got us interested in music and shows at a young age, when my dad got us tickets to Starship (We Built this City tour!), David Lee Roth (yes, we left early due to foul language) and the Bangles.

The teen years ushered in New Kids on the Block, as well as some classics, including Billy Joel and Eric Clapton. Add in Tina Turner, Cher, Metallica, Motley Crue, Elton John and Jon Secada.

Jon Se-Who? Secada. My best buddy Lynn and I went to Summerfest one year and weaseled our way to the front row of a free Secada concert. We had a lot of fun and tested our limits by not-so-casually climbing over the fence into the VIP area, where we got to high-five him and ultimately got into a brawl for the sweaty towel he tossed into his rabid audience. Ahem – guess who walked away with that towel? Oh yeah, baby!

By March of 1995, Jon Secada was charging people to come see his show, and Lynn and I decided that as rightful owners of his sweaty discard, we really should go. So we got seats in the 12th row of the Riverside Theater.

Before the show started, a bouncer guy walked by and mentioned that at some point in the concert, Secada would pick someone from the audience to bring on stage. That was all we needed to hear! (Did I mention I was 20 years old at the time? Footloose and fancy-free?)

The rest is history. At some point, he tortured the crowd by pointing at one person, then switching his pick to another. The spotlight settled on me.

Before I knew it, I was grabbed by a security person and dragged up onto the stage. He thrust a microphone into my hand and said “Good luck!”

About thirty seconds later, Jon Secada came out. We had a brief dialog (see the article), and he serenaded me. I remember thinking “Man, he’s really sweaty!”

Could this really be happening?

Could this really be happening?

Throughout the experience, people were screaming insults at me. (The reporter called it “wailing with jealousy,” and my recollection is that people screeched things like “YOU’RE A SLUUUUUUUT!” and “I HATE YOU!”) I really couldn’t have cared less.

I never got to meet him after the show, but I did encounter some nice people who were seated in third row and took several pictures. We exchanged numbers, and I was able to see my crazy experience through the eyes of the audience.

Time for a bow!

Time for a bow!

The next morning, I emerged from my bedroom at my parents house. They simply shrugged, shook their heads (while smirking) and pointed at the paper.

I was mentioned in the review. Here it is! And at the end of the day, we can’t all be Courtney Cox.

Milwaukee Journal, March 5, 1995

Milwaukee Journal, March 5, 1995

The Easter Elmo Miracle

He’s been part of our family for almost 7 years.

Who knew that an impulsive purchase at a Kay-Bee Toy store at the mall would turn into such a childhood staple for my daughter Drue? Not me!

She was nine months old. When I took the tags off of Elmo, she grabbed him, hugged him, and has been attached and in love ever since.

He earned the prefix Scratchy because hes so... Scratchy.

He earned the prefix "Scratchy" because he's so... Scratchy.

We’ve had a couple major scares with Elmo, where he’s disappeared for sometimes weeks at a time. This year, on my birthday (late December) he disappeared once again. We ran errands all day that day, and although Drue swore she left him at home that morning, the thought of Elmo being run over again and again, by car after car in that slushy mall parking lot started to haunt me. The more time went by, the more I started to think we wouldn’t ever see our “scratchy” Elmo again.

Three months had gone by, and Drue was dealing with Elmo’s absence pretty well. Every now and then she’d burst into tears, but she was surprisingly soothed by my own childhood security bear, Samantha.

My childhood teddy bear, Samantha

My childhood teddy bear, Samantha

Internally, I wasn’t handling it very well. It actually made me sick to think about it.

Yesterday, I went into my son’s room and decided to tackle a hamper filled with mismatched socks, etc. I dumped the hamper out in the hall, started to sort, and HARK! There was Elmo!!! Home alone, I screamed. I got goosebumps and a little choked up, actually.

After the Easter Bunny filled baskets at our house, I decided a great way to tell Drue about my find was to hide him at the bottom of her basket.

When I brought the kids home from their weekend at their Dad’s house, they went through the baskets. The look on her face, accompanied by three shrill screams and the statement “Thank you, oh THANK YOU, Easter Bunny, for finding my Elmo! This is the best thing in my basket! This is the best day EVER!” was enough to bring tears to my eyes.

Welcome home, buddy!

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I had an Easter Bunny Sighting!

bunny!

I can’t believe it. This morning, I was in the family room taking a few pictures of the new furniture arrangement. I felt like someone was watching me, so I glanced at the window and saw… Yes… THE EASTER BUNNY!

I panicked a little when I tried to take the picture, so it’s a bit blurry, but I’m glad I got some evidence of this event.

Rubber Bumpers, Dull Blades

Let’s face it. Society today does everything possible to safeguard people from their own laziness, incompetence and carelessness.

Tonight, I became an example of someone who has come to rely on these rubber bumpers that cover every sharp edge around me.

In this case, it was sharp indeed…

A little background:
Lately, I’ve been working very hard on cutting my monthly expenses. It’s become somewhat of a game for me, and I’m enjoying it thoroughly.

On a visit to Sam’s Club with my friend Tricia, I went to buy a new supply of my luxurious Intuition Razors, which have allowed me to whisk away leg hair with ease in under a minute for quite some time with no traumatic injuries. I looked at the price of this luxury, and my eyes darted immediately to a 52-pack of basic, two blade razors just to the right of my trusted Intuition. It cost 10 dollars less, and I could have a new razor per week for a year.

Tricia and I debated it, and decided to split the ghetto razors… We could stretch this one week scenario to two weeks easily! And at $8 a crack for a years worth of acceptably shaved legs? Ding ding ding!

That was months ago. Tonight, if you saw me post-bath, you’d think I had shaved for the very first time, using a dull straight blade.

Fine. I was in a hurry.

Fine. I got a little too comfortable with these agony-causing hell sticks.

Yes, I had to use two LARGE Band-Aids to stop the hemorrhaging.

Yes, it probably looks like I was attacked by a villain wielding a Pampered Chef vegetable peeler.

Some people will say I should have trusted my “Intuition.” However, I take full responsibility for my actions, and will stick to my budget-friendly changes!